What's going to happen in the new
year? Read on and you may find out. Most predictions fall
somewhere between childish fantasy and educated guesswork. The
more far reaching the forecast, the less likely the
prognosticator is to be right. Anyone who is consistently
accurate ends up rich, on TV and with a column in a nationally
syndicated publication of note. That my predictions are published in an online mag should
tell you all you need to know about my rate of success (in
forecasting and other endeavors). I will point out, however,
that way back in August — and more than a week before the NFL
season kicked off — I wrote this bold-faced sentence: "The New
England Patriots will go 16-0." Shower me with plaudits. Keep it coming. You're not done yet. OK, that's enough. So my Nostradamian quatrains on the
big-picture events in sports in 2007 were more reliable than
Tavaris Jackson on third and long. I'll take it. Now, let's
again gaze into the future while the Waterford Crystal ball in
Times Square prepares to make its 77-foot descent toward 2008.
Here's what I believe the new year holds for some of the notable
names in sports: Bill Belichick – Ultimate victory?
Ubiquitous respect? "Unbeatable" next to your name? Actually,
I'm thinking "upset." Home field isn't a big advantage for New
England because Gillette Stadium figures to be cold and blustery
in January, favoring teams with strong running games like
Jacksonville and San Diego. It's a hunch (and some wishful
thinking), but I don't see the Pats making it to the Super Bowl. Tom Brady – Don't worry. Win or lose, you’ll
still get to host Saturday Night Live whenever the
writers' strike ends. Josh Beckett – Having their ace lose out on
the Cy Young award may be a good thing for the Red Sox. Beckett
will be even more motivated to put together back-to-back 20-win
seasons, and he'll do it too. Barry Bonds – Maybe they'll let you have an
iPod in your new 7x14-foot home. I suggest downloading some MIA.
Like BALCO, she can "pack and deliver like UPS trucks." Alex Rodriguez – You won't have to worry
about choking in October, unless the Yankees get Johan Santana,
A.J. Burnett and Nolan Ryan circa 1979. That's what it’ll take
for the Bombers to reach the postseason. Kobe Bryant – The playoffs and an MVP title,
finally. The Lakers have a chance to do something special out
West because they refused to trade the most explosive player in
the NBA. Mike Krzyzewski – An 11th Final Four
appearance then Olympic gold. The Blue Devils are deep and
balanced with a number of ball handlers and an inside presence
in Kyle Singler. Plus, Coach K is hungry to erase the memory of
a deplorable NCAA Tournament showing last year. Once he's done
with the kids, he'll gear up for Beijing with the pros. LeBron James – The Dream Team rises again
this summer and so does your global image. Renegotiate with Nike
now. Roger Federer – The French Open title you've
coveted is yours in 2008, but a sixth straight win at Wimbledon
seems too ridiculous, so no Grand Slam. Dominik Hasek – An early retirement. The Red
Wings will again be upset in the NHL playoffs, maybe by Chicago
in an Original Six showdown. Bud Selig – A long overdue retirement. Chuck Liddell – No retirement for you. "The
Iceman" is back. Tony Romo – On behalf of everyone in Cowboys
Nation, I predict you will get a girlfriend who can communicate
without hand signals. Tiger Woods – Grand Slam talk is already
heating up. The U.S. Open is at Torrey Pines, where Woods has
won five Buick Open titles. So go ahead and mark down one major.
If you think Tiger can win all four, you can get rich. His
PGA odds are 25/1 to complete the slam. David Beckham – With baseball rocked by the
steroids scandal, could soccer finally sneak into the national
spotlight late in the MLS season? Beckham will undoubtedly play
more than five games for the L.A. Galaxy in 2008, meaning the
sport is assured of more mainstream exposure. LaDainian Tomlinson – Redemption and
supremacy. As stated in August, I think the Chargers beat the
Patriots in the AFC Championship Game. With 6/1
Super Bowl odds, the Bolts are also a value play heading
into the NFL playoffs. Glenn Dorsey – A BCS Championship Game
victory with LSU and a top-five selection in the NFL draft is
due for you. Bill Parcells – Good luck. Unless Darren
McFadden is the next Adrian Peterson, the Dolphins are at least
a three-year rebuilding project. Kevin Love – Superstardom. That's what you
get when you lead UCLA back to the top in college basketball
then go pro as the NBA's most highly touted prospect. That's upsetting:
If you're going to play your starters into the second half
of an NFL game that's meaningless to you, then you better
make sure they're prepared. The Cowboys had no interest to
compete with the Redskins (which is wrong on all sorts of
levels), and it was obvious after the first few series. Wade
Phillips is lucky his team got out of Washington without any
injuries but giving a half-hearted effort against a division
rival couldn't have done anything for the team's confidence. Proof of disorder in the universe: Jim
Sorgi made $850,000 this season. That's $47,222.22 for each
of the 18 completions he posted in 2007.
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